Saturday, 2 July 2011

10 reasons I'm better than Samantha Puckett

1. I'm not violent
2. I don't own a website with my friend
3. I don't like meat as much as her
4. She never reads
5. She enjoys ruining Freddie's life while I don't
6. I don't have a friend named Carly
7. I'm not as fat as she is (just kidding!)
8. I'm not blonde
9. My mom's not drunk all the time
10. I don't love food as much as she does!

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